This wasn't my idea, kudos to Donald Miller
List of everything I can remember from birth to elementary school:
1. I don't know whose house it was, but it had wood floor, and a chest with dolls in... I played with them while my mom talked to some lady I think to this very day, I've never seen. (I like run-on sentences)
2. I was in a crib, and I sware I remember there being multiples stacked on one another as if they were actually cages, and we were animals. I was crying while I watched my mom hold another baby.
3. One day in particular I went upstairs in the house on Gilman into my aunts room and admired her peacock feathers.
4. Meemaw let me watch Chuckie with her one night, she told me not to tell Mom.
5. We had neighbors that I talked to through the fence on Gilman.
6. "DEAR COREY, I THINK YOU ARE SOOO CUT" (My first love letter)
7. "BROOKE, YOU ARE A GIRLY-GIRL, NOT A TOMBOY. YOU WEAR DRESSES EVERYDAY. WE ARE NOT ALIKE" -Randi
8. I remember when Randi got swim-shoes. I was so jealous because I wanted them. We had a pool, and she didn't. She bought swim shoes to use in MY pool. This wasn't fair, and I didn't get why I didn't have them.
9. Peepaw was eating Count Chocula and told me I couldn't have any.
10. There was a huge centipede on the wall in our new apartment and our furniture wasn't moved in yet. I napped on couch cushions.
11. I snuck in my mom's room in the apartment to see that she got me the Pound Puppies pund for my birthday, I felt guilty for seeing it before I opened it.
12. Cindy made me an amazing cake with peanut butter. It was shaped like a ballet bear.
13. Randi stole about 72% of my Barbies clothes, and I helped her.
14. CLOSET MONSTER.
15. Brandon broke my stretch-armstrong. I was so angry because my dad got it for me.
16. I was three, and kept talking and applying lipstick while the judge was talking, I think she yelled at me.
17. When my parents were in the hall getting married, Brian lifted me up so I could hear what the lady was saying through the vents.
18. We moved in with my Dad's parents. He always stuck my baby dolls in the vents from the ceiling and I'd cry.
19. He got his the day the milk was sour in the fridge. We were eating rice krispies and he puked.
20. I knew EVERYTHING when I was in kindergarden. PMS was work of the week and Randi and I wrote it all over colored paper.
21. I was running and hit the ground so hard on the way to school for class pictures. Good thing I had bangs to hide my big bruise.
22. Jennifer bought me a ring for Christmas and I was really upset when I lost it in the mud at school.
23. Alexis Spears gave me a used Blow Pop from out of the garbage.
24. There's a new girl in school, her name is Cera. I want to be her friend
25. "I finally have a friend... and new gel pens"
26. Cera had a really awesome jacket made out of a rug. When she wore it to school, we made up a hand-clapping club.
27. I didn't make elementary school cheerleading.
28. There's a new girl named Sara Gunningham.
29. Sara Gunningham got sent home her second day because she had head lice.
30. I wore my Tomagachi on a lanyard the day we got back from Christmas break.
31. I hate driving to school in Grandpa's car. It's loud and embarassing.
32. Timothy P. tripped me and broke my glasses, third grade. I cried so hard.
33. My parents bought me a lime-green strap for the arms of my glasses so I couldn't lose them.
34. Jennifer gave me an awesome binder with a kitty cat on it. She emptied all of her missionettes things so I could have it.
35. Grandma got me hooked on vanilla ice-cream and chocolate sprinkles.
36. Mr. Fernimos was the coolest teacher ever. I was no good at playing Chess, so I was the score-keeper.
37. Carl Roll was my first elementary school love. He made fun of my One Fish Two Fish tee shirt.
38. We kissed on the side of the school walking home one day, I turned my face so he got my cheek.
39. stuck Katlyn's hand in warm water at Lana's party.
40. Justin bought Lana a Scooby-Doo watch for her birthday.
41. Lana is too depressed to be my friend.
42. Cera introduced me to Scants (skirt-pants)
43. Sasha made me think Pleather Pants were cool. I bought black one and red ones.
44. TJ Downer threw up all over Sarah Church.
45. Mrs. Bennett took my whole class to the office.
46. Mrs. Bennett told Vernon to pee in the corner
47. Mrs. Bennett told Todd to stop waving around his armpit
48. Mrs. Bennett died.
49. Mrs.V caught the overhead sheet on fire and told me she liked my Indian jewelry.
50. Missy Turrill became a great friend
51. We ate Flamin' Hot Cheetos and Slurpees every Friday.
52. We went to the water park and she told some girl she didn't have an arm because a train ran it over.
53. She told some kid she didn't have an arm because her Dad was psycho and chopped it off
54. She told some kid she didn't have an arm because she had a disease that would cause all of her body parts to slowly dissappear.
55. I won third place in my essay contest for D.A.R.E
56. I wasn't nervous at all to read it out loud.
57. Miranda was my flavor of the week for friends. She made me a shrinky-dinks charm and attatched it to a bracelet and gave it to me.
58. She took it away a day later.
59. She because best friends with Alexis Spears.
60. Ashley Moskal bought me Jolly Ranchers EVERY day.
61. Mrs. Nichol used to make sure that I ate my lunch. She's stand next to me everyday until it was gone.
62. Courtney Howe brought a sandwich to school on tie-dye bread
63. "JAMES RICKLE HAD A NICKLE WENT TO THE STORE TO BUY A PICKLE"
64. Brooke and Heather Slayton bought me a cat for my birthday
65. Brooke and Heather made up prom hairstyles and did my hair.
66. Brooke, Brittany Kotarski, Sasha, and I were twins on Twin day.
67. Nicole Coil coughed ALLLL day. It was really annoying.
68. Brooke and Heather's brother died in his house. Someone shot him.
69. Brooke and Heather had cool gopeds.
70.I got cool Tommy Hilfiger Tube tops for my birthday